Real or Fake: Dads Reaction to finding of missing son.

We've all heard about this story. 12 year old boy goes missing. ALL the dogs are called in. Dad is on TV and in the middle of doing an interview is told that his son was found alive in his basement with more food then I have in my whole house (exaggeration).

People are wondering if his dad was full of it, how the hell was he not found when they searched the basement FOUR times, and if an adult was helping him hide out.

I saw the dad's reaction and it's hard to read for many reasons. One never knows how a person will feel in a moment like that. How many times have you watched a live court hearing and they say LIFE!!! "Janice had absolutely no reaction, she apparently has no remorse....." 

What the fuck!? Who the fuck made you the king of reactions?? If they break down its dramatic, if they are in shock they are evil.....SERIOUSLY!!? With yo negative ass?? Hush!!

I have no right to judge this man. I don't know him at all. I have absolutely nothing to say about his reaction. What I do wanna know is where that boy got all that food....hell.....I hungry too.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQTR6_FTyI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Gta V SCREWED ME!!!! (SPOILER)

Yes I'm a girl and yes I'm a gamer. I beat GTA V quite easily and enjoyably. I love the online play in its entirety even the mean as bitch that tried to set me on fire just cause I was standing idle for a second......I got her ass SHOTGUN (literally). I have only ONE issue with the game in comparison to the other GTA games. I was BROKE as hell the entire damn game up until AFTER the damn credits rolled....what kinda shit is that!? I had to run over a bitch just to afford a haircut!! Who gives a damn bout spending money AFTER you beat it. The thrill is gone motha fucka. Wtf was that all about!? If you have your own issues with GTA V let me know cause that's some garbage. 

http://www.rockstargames.com/videos/video/8001

Dating vs A relationship

Good morning world. I have no idea why I'm not asleep so I figure I will bug the hell out of you. Now, allot of people debate over this whole dating vs relationship thing. Mostly men say it's the same thing and women say no its different. From what I can see dating has changed ALLOT over the years. It used to be easy. You'd go to dinner, see his toupee and never call again and he'd catch the hint. Now motha fuckas peeping in yo windows to make sure you alive so they can kill you for not calling back.

The whole point of dating is to get to know someone and see where it goes. Where my confusion comes in is do you date one person or multiple people?  If your dating multiple people how are you really giving your full attention to either of them? If you DO decide to date just one isn't that damn near a relationship?

You only go out with him, you on talk to him, if he finds out you did go on another date he's gone. So wth!?

What are your thoughts on the whole thing? Are they the same or different?

Car Sex

How old is too old to fuck in a car? I'm 29 years old and I feel like I'm too damn old to fornicate in a car. When I was a teenager HELL YEA!!! I didn't have a place of my own which meant no bed so the car then turned into a Freak Nest. But now it's like fuck that. I've got my own house, my own bed that's comfy as hell so I REFUSE to be entered in the back of a damn....hold up.....He say he has a convertible.....ummmm....I guess I'm not THAT old..... ;D
  

Ummmm..... yea lmao

Please someone explain this weird shit to me. WOW!!!

Dick Suckling Machine

Okay guys. This is my very first blog so I have to warn you. I will offend SOMEONE with my language but guess what. Smokey said it best "I don't give a FUck". So here we go.

The Chinese have invented a very "helpful machine" at the sperm bank called the "Sperm Extractor". For the men that have a little trouble getting the job done they invented a "milking machine".

The donor sticks his dick in the hole and sets it to his preferable speed, height, and warmth. Basically they've "invented" a sex toy for men to come use willy nilly (no pun intended) when they want to bust a nut!!!! Wth!! They said it's ONLY for the men that are having trouble. Can you imagine how many men are going to start having trouble now?

Damn thing has a screen on it and headphones so he can watch some freaky porn to REALLY get him going. The number one rule is the man must where a condom. These men are going to run a train on this poor machine. That machines a Thot if I've ever seen one. Wow!!!

I've included a link to a YouTube video of the machine pumping and a sweating. Don't get your hopes up folks it's completely dick free.

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