Dick Suckling Machine

Okay guys. This is my very first blog so I have to warn you. I will offend SOMEONE with my language but guess what. Smokey said it best "I don't give a FUck". So here we go.

The Chinese have invented a very "helpful machine" at the sperm bank called the "Sperm Extractor". For the men that have a little trouble getting the job done they invented a "milking machine".

The donor sticks his dick in the hole and sets it to his preferable speed, height, and warmth. Basically they've "invented" a sex toy for men to come use willy nilly (no pun intended) when they want to bust a nut!!!! Wth!! They said it's ONLY for the men that are having trouble. Can you imagine how many men are going to start having trouble now?

Damn thing has a screen on it and headphones so he can watch some freaky porn to REALLY get him going. The number one rule is the man must where a condom. These men are going to run a train on this poor machine. That machines a Thot if I've ever seen one. Wow!!!

I've included a link to a YouTube video of the machine pumping and a sweating. Don't get your hopes up folks it's completely dick free.

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