Boy calm down

Ok fellas you've all had a girl you just met or have been talking to you for a bit come back and say their mama had some sort of opinion about you. Whether it's positive or negative. On the outside you went... 

While on the inside you went.... Look here..... just cause we say "hey yea my mom said u were cute" does not mean she and I sat at the dinner table talking about whether we should have a SpongeBob themed wedding.......that does sound awesome.... but anyway

Ladies..... this has happened more then once to me. One guy thought that cause I mentioned him to my mom I was getting serious..... yet 2 days prior he said he told his mom about me

Did it ever occur to you that my mom is my bestie? And that we do as besties do. Discuss hair, make up, nails, when Austin Mahone will be legal, laws on statutory encase we can't wait and oh don't forget that dude that's so vain he probably thinks this blog is about him. 

All I'm saying is calm down. Talking to our mom's doesn't always equal what it used to. Odds are we just talk about everything and if that everything included you,  be appreciative and cool..... unless your name is carved on her eyelids or something if it is.... 

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