Karaoke: Me and my mom (Fancy by Iggy Azalea)

Today is gonna be a simple one.

WE KILLED IT!!!  Oh man we did so good!! WOOOOO go Ma!

Check out this performance of Fancy!! Click here

I need dick??

Apparently I need a dick to make more money.......

*sigh*

I face palmed so many times during this video that I have 2 black eyes, a broken nose and all my fingers are broken (no I didn't stop face palming when it started to hurt.... I couldn't... you'll see)

Click Here to find out why (Red Pill) 

OR

If your bout it click here (Blue Pill) 

Either way your day will become a lil more colorful. 

Regardless of what you choose... you grown.... don't blame me lol.  

Comment and let me know which pill you chose, why, and how far ya made it through. 

PS: I'm ALMOST to 2000 views!! SHARE SHARE SHARE PLEASE!! 

STDS: You are NOT IMMUNE!!

Before I get into this know that I was never interested in this man. He just started off garbage so I waited til the right m9ment to school him. 

I just had this conversation with this lovely gentleman. I don't understand this shit. People are walking around here thinking they are safe. Thinking that it could never happen to them. When he said he doesn't mess with skanks I almost lost my shit. 

Dude..... you don't KNOW ME!!  For all you know I have a disease. For all you know I USED to throw my pink all over town unprotected. How can you judge by how someone looks whether they have a disease or not. 

Joanne Borgella

Look at her. Does she look like she is sick?? No her illness was not a sexually transmitted one but does she LOOK like she has a terminal illness?? Well she does..... she did. Sadly she passed away. 

The ignorance displayed below is ridiculous. Please tell me what you think. 

Sams Smiths Parents

Yall CANNOT tell me that they don't look JUST alike. Not to mention they are ALL admittedly gay or bisexual so.... it's possible. LMAO

Text me!!

It's so funny how my pet peeves have evolved with life. Before cell phones and texting all we had to project our voices in public was our mouths and 2 hands cupped around it.

One thing I can't stand is when someone decides to call my name over and over and over and over and over and over to get my attention. Then when they get my attention all they say is, "Hey".......... wtf u mean" hey" So you bout busted a blood vessel, knocked over an old lady, and lost your voice to get my attention only to say HEY!! For real!? I can't stand it.

We now have cell phones, and Twitter, and Facebook and so on so usually we don't have to yell cause we don't miss each other anymore. It's more like umm thought you said u couldn't call cause you were out of town..... according to my Facebook update I just got,  yo ass was up the street..... wtf? Lol 

So here is where my pet peeve has evolved.

So I'm on fb and I'm having a brief convo via fb post. All of a sudden it gets real serious so my friend says "hey, text me"...... ummmm y? Couldn't you have just as easily texted that you wanted to continue via celly because u had something to tell me?

Ummmm sir or ma'am you OBVIOUSLY have thumbs just like me so skip yo happy thumbs on over to yo text app and YOU do it. In the time it took me to see that u said that we coulda been texting...crazy folks.

Dont yall be getting mad either u know you've done it lol

TBT: Zelda and Super Mario Bros. Super Show

When I was a kid this show was the COOLEST!! Every Saturday morning I was up watching this show and jamming. Now it's on Netflix and my kids are watching it and I am NOT jamming.... I am too shame lol.

The best part about the show is they had a mini cartoon. What was the name if that cartoon?

The Legend of ZELDA!!!

First Episode 

We were kids we didn't know they were fuckin up lol. His hair color wasn't right, he was a bitch... it was horrible. My hopes is to one day have a Zelda movie. The closest we got to a Zelda movie was an April Fools prank trying to MAKE us fans believe one was coming...... worst and best prank of my life. 

Am I the only one who thinks Robin Williams' daughter (who is named Zelda... after Zelda cause it was his fav game)  should play Zelda in a movie. I'd bet money Robin had her made to look like her.... it's just too weird lol... and oh so cool. 

Slick Dick Pic #3

Yall.... I am at a loss words... I'm bout to go full LESBIAN cause of these men. Dude is hot but I didn't even get the chance to tell him that. If you are on MeetMe then u know that when u add someone as a friend it will send the message "Thanks for the add" Take a look below to see how far I got before his dick was shown.

REALLY!?? 

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AAAAAHHHHH! 

Ladies....tell me I'm not only one. Most would say "well what did but do to make him do that"  that's like asking a girl how she provoked her rapist. I did NOTHING! UGH! 

👍👍TUNE IN TOMORROW WHERE I WILL ACTUALLY HAVE GOOD NEWS👍👍

I'm black???

Some of you know that there are quite a few videos out there that have to do with a Doll Test. They have kids sitting at a table. There is a "black" Doll in front of them and a "white" Doll in front of them. They are asked various questions. They are asked Which Doll is bad, which Doll is good, which Doll is pretty, etc. Almost ALL, if not all of the kids said the white Doll was the better Doll. 

Now I have biracial children. When I saw this Doll Test I wanted to see what my children thought. I wanted to see who was winning in the nature Vs nurture battle. I asked her questions similar to those in the video. 

It wasn't until I played it back that I realized I never once asked her about color. It wasn't til then that I really realized that we are "color blind". In my household we are. 

Part 1

Part 2

My daughter didn't choose because of color. She chose literally by what she saw as in clothing and make up. She said if one Doll had on clothes it'd be just as pretty as the other. I was and am a proud mama. 

There daddy is Caucasian and I am African American but we're only reminded of that when people would look at us funny at first. 

My children have never once asked us why we look different.  Only thing my oldest said was "mama why are you taller then daddy that's weird"  lol. Yes their daddy is a short lil thing but love is love if it's color blind it can be height and weight blind too. That shows a good heart. 

I have asked my kids what color I am. They didn't say black or white... they were literal as they should be. My babies said I am brown and that their daddy is a peach color (I laughed on that one lol). 

Tell me what you think of this experiment. How do u feel society has changed how out children view themselves, us and our relationships.

🍸🍸Special shout out to someone I consider a good friend.  He's 25% Awesome and 75% retarded but he's cool. 🍸🍸

As always if u have something you'd like me to blog about or there is an issue you feel needs to be touched email me. DaBomDotCom85@gmail.com 

Skipjack's Nautical Living: Art in a Bottle- How Did They Get That Ship in There!

Skipjack's Nautical Living: Art in a Bottle- How Did They Get That Ship in There!





Check it out its pretty neat.

"Strong Black Woman"

This is upsetting. I don't consider myself a "strong black woman" I'm just living life but what this fool says I disagree with whole heartedly. 

You can find the video at the bottom of the page or (Click here) 

He compared a "strong black woman" to a drunk driver causing an accident. He said that black women that have children from different men and make it alone call themselves strong black women...... he said why would they have that title when making a mistake is what got them the title.

That they could have stopped at one kid but kept going..... WHAT THE FUCK?!? Mistake? Not all women have these children from different men just cause they said fuck it fuck me I don't care about what happens.....

Some of us have different kids from different men because we attempted love more then once and it failed more then once and a beautiful baby was what was taken from it..... are u kidding me lil asshole man?

And the pictures they chose.... I can't believe it. No not all of us step out the door wearing the latest fashion. Hell neighbor does any race step out the door fully covered ALL the time unless their Muslim.

What is this man really trying to say? And what douche pit those pics with the audio?

Slick Dick Pic #2

Ok guys I have an ad on Craigslist. The very FIRST line says this.

If any dude hits me up and says "Aye I wanna stick it in ya azz" I say obviously you can't read..... bye. Now This fool here that I'm about to put on blast followed the rules. He sent me a pic of his face and immediately I was thinking interested for reasons that are unknown (lol) so I politely ignored him. Then today of all days I'm feeling good. I say that I'm going to see who hit me up and see about a date......... just my luck.... the same fugly fool hit me up again with this...... 

A. Why the fuck are you sitting on the bathroom floor? You live wit yo mama? 

B. Now I know damn well I said keep it moving, ignored him, did all that and he sends me this.... is this how he says hello? I'm scared if I show him my asshole to say goodbye he might try to make it a Target Slogan

I wanted to write something else today for my blog but I opened this email LITERALLY minutes ago....... I wanna say FML but dude my pop up out of nowhere and try lmao. 

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Zombie Saviors??

This one was inspired by my youngest who is 5.

So we had just taken her daddy to his interview and her and her sister saw a big Bird.  I said "that's a buzzard, and you know what that means?" They said "what?" I said "that means there's something dead nearby and they are going to eat it"

My youngest pauses for a second and asks the most genius question ever....

"Do they eat Zombies??"

I opened my eyes wide with shock, disbelief and amazement at the amount of awesomeness that was radiating from my child.

What IF buzzards ate zombies.... how awesome would that be?? I never even thought of that. They eat dead things..... we have dead things walking around and we are worried about guns!!!?

WHAT EVER!!! 

Think about THIS. If the Buzzards turn then we can bust out the guns but don't panic we've been trained to do this before.... WHEN?? DUCK HUNT BITCH!!! Hell yea we've GOT this!! 

Next time I see a buzzard I'm gonna salute that beast cause who knows, that particular buzzard might save my life one day. 

All the research I've done since she said that and oh one article mentions Buzzards saving the day..... wow..... and my 5 year old thought of it immediately..... see THATS why her dad and I are awesome. We are raising Little Asskickers of our own. (If you don't know the reference..... get outta my blog.... lol

Throwback Thursday Revised

I noticed allot of the throwback Thursday photos are of us. As baby's, as children, our children, etc. Mainly they are very personal. I figured I'd do it a little different still personally but in a different way.

I'm 29 years old and through the years quite a few have died. Whether is was friend, family, or celebrity.

If your a 90s kid we all remember the Steve Harvey Show... BEFORE it was a morning radio show. On that show was a man named Merlin Santana. He played the character romeo.

Merlin was murdered in 2002 and it's something I'd never forget.

A. He was gorgeous all the girls our age loved him

B. That show was something I watched regularly so it was a part of my life.

He should be remembered. So this is my way of remembering.

(March 14, 1976 – November 9, 2002) 

#tbt

Who do you think I am?

Now I have no idea how you guys perceive me. I know most of yall will say I'm. crazy (in a good way), huge personality, nice, whatever. As I said I don't know how u guys perceive me but if ya didn't know I don't take no shit. I'm a mama first but if ya fuck up in front of my kids.... it's ova. Now I'm patient but after about 3 maybe 4 chances I'm Mama Bear AND Rae and it's on.

So I'm leaving my house (Brandy I know yo stalking ass knows where that is). I'm bout to pull out of my yard and a truck is coming. I wait for him to pass and then I pull put behind him. It's 5 o'clock traffic so we aren't moving very fast. I'm behind him and a car next to us hasn't pulled up so that we can get in the lane.

Before we pull out the truck dude opens his door does some kinda hand thing and closes his door. I'm thinking he is talking to that other car so I'm like whatever. Then we get in the lane and I'm directly behind him. He opens his door and does the hand thingy again and yells something not nice that I didn't understand.

I realized then that he was talking to me. Although I had no idea what he was talking about I honked once to say 'hey I see u,  I'm acknowledging you" he opens his door and says "blah blah blah you stupid bitch"........

Now come on yall..... was that necessary? Luckily my kids didn't hear but regardless this man was cussin me out in front of my kids... so I honk a few times cause you know that's a second language we all speak Horn lol. So my horn "said fuck u umm no u didnt"  so he says something else and my horn then says "you fucked with the wrong one don't push your luck bitch" he opened his car door screamed something else and that was it.

Pause

Imma set the stage again.... we are in 5oclock traffic.... at a red light... traffic is not moving and your fucking with the woman that you (I forgot to mention)  cut me off when I switched lanes to get in the same lane. We are stuck together..... and u fucking with me.... guess what Mama Bear Rae did????

I said hold on baby (to my oldest..... she is the one that worries more... my youngest was cool she was prolly like can't em mommy"). It was time to act. I didn't want my girls to see me that way but I felt like he disrespected me as a person when he cussin at me and as a mama doing that in front of my girls and almost hitting us.

So I took off my seat belt and got out my car and walked up to his and politely knocked on his window (which obviously didn't roll down). He locked his door with attitude... Wasn't nobody about to come up in yo car fool....

So what I said next is a blur but I know I wasn't yells g just yet. My voice was raised and I said something like what the hell is your problem. I will ask you to NOT cuss at me in front of my kids. He said (like a dummy) I COULDN'T SEE YOU TURN YOUR FUCKIN LIGHTS ON.......... now remember I said it 5 o'clock. Yes it had been raining and was cloudy but it wasn't dark... by any means.... (he saw me to lock that door didn't he lol)

So ignorance pisses me off especially when it has inconvenienced me..... for NOTHING. I became more Rae then Mama Bear but Mama Bear was still there. I said

WHAT THE FUCK YOU SITTING HERE CUSSIN ME OUT IN FRONT OF MY DAMN KIDS!!  WHAT YOU MEAN YOU CANT SEE ME IT'S DAYLIGHT!!

He said yea ok with these dark fuckin clouds

I said ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? I'm looking dead at yo ass can u see me cause I can see you wit ya dumb ass.

He said he was gonna call the cops and then pretended to dial I said yea tell then how u cut me off while ya at it I'm not done.

(I'm drawing a blank cause I was too through)

I said what I said and slapped the shit out of his window lol and walked back to my car...

When I sit guess who wants to pop out Mortal Kombat style and talk some shit.... I said Uh Uh don't get out your car now boo boo. He shut the door then opened it and went of again. So I stood up to get out and that mofo SWERVED into the other lane and took off..... punk bitch.

Rae 1

Redneck 0.....teeth lol

Weird Dating pics #4

A short one for today.....

Ok this one is strange to me because how you gonna be skinny with a double chin? I'm bigger than him and don't have a double chin. I don't know which is worse, this guy or invisible visible wife beater guy. Lol you tell me.

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Ummmm? Lalaloopsy Babies Diaper Surprise

Ok let me get this straight..... dolls are shittin gems now? Or as my daughter put it "OMG THEY'RE POPPING RINGS AND WEARING THEM!!" Yea big girl I'm freaked out too. 

I'm sitting in the livingroom with my 2 girls and all of a sudden my youngest yells,  "mama look it's the one I told you about" so I look up and I see this weird mess:

Encase the video doesn't work click here to watch Lalaloopsy Babies Diaper Surprise

I was in shock. I looked at my baby girl and said "Baby.....do you want this" She said NO! I was just showing you this (Uh huh we will see don't want my baby not getting what she liked cause of her sis and I. Usually they stand their ground regardless so we will see) 

Anyway, EW EW EW EW! I wonder what my mom would've done if I pooped an ornament (Bruce Almighty reference) as a baby. Hmmm..... 

Would it have gone something like this..... 

Or more like this......

I'm glad we will never know. This is just strange.

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Boy calm down

Ok fellas you've all had a girl you just met or have been talking to you for a bit come back and say their mama had some sort of opinion about you. Whether it's positive or negative. On the outside you went... 

While on the inside you went.... Look here..... just cause we say "hey yea my mom said u were cute" does not mean she and I sat at the dinner table talking about whether we should have a SpongeBob themed wedding.......that does sound awesome.... but anyway

Ladies..... this has happened more then once to me. One guy thought that cause I mentioned him to my mom I was getting serious..... yet 2 days prior he said he told his mom about me

Did it ever occur to you that my mom is my bestie? And that we do as besties do. Discuss hair, make up, nails, when Austin Mahone will be legal, laws on statutory encase we can't wait and oh don't forget that dude that's so vain he probably thinks this blog is about him. 

All I'm saying is calm down. Talking to our mom's doesn't always equal what it used to. Odds are we just talk about everything and if that everything included you,  be appreciative and cool..... unless your name is carved on her eyelids or something if it is.... 

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