Monday, October 6, 2014

Zombie Saviors??

This one was inspired by my youngest who is 5.

So we had just taken her daddy to his interview and her and her sister saw a big Bird.  I said "that's a buzzard, and you know what that means?" They said "what?" I said "that means there's something dead nearby and they are going to eat it"
My youngest pauses for a second and asks the most genius question ever....
I opened my eyes wide with shock, disbelief and amazement at the amount of awesomeness that was radiating from my child.
What IF buzzards ate zombies.... how awesome would that be?? I never even thought of that. They eat dead things..... we have dead things walking around and we are worried about guns!!!?

WHAT EVER!!! 

Think about THIS. If the Buzzards turn then we can bust out the guns but don't panic we've been trained to do this before.... WHEN?? DUCK HUNT BITCH!!! Hell yea we've GOT this!! 

Next time I see a buzzard I'm gonna salute that beast cause who knows, that particular buzzard might save my life one day. 

All the research I've done since she said that and oh one article mentions Buzzards saving the day..... wow..... and my 5 year old thought of it immediately..... see THATS why her dad and I are awesome. We are raising Little Asskickers of our own. (If you don't know the reference..... get outta my blog.... lol


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