Slick Dick Pic #2

Ok guys I have an ad on Craigslist. The very FIRST line says this.

If any dude hits me up and says "Aye I wanna stick it in ya azz" I say obviously you can't read..... bye. Now This fool here that I'm about to put on blast followed the rules. He sent me a pic of his face and immediately I was thinking interested for reasons that are unknown (lol) so I politely ignored him. Then today of all days I'm feeling good. I say that I'm going to see who hit me up and see about a date......... just my luck.... the same fugly fool hit me up again with this...... 

A. Why the fuck are you sitting on the bathroom floor? You live wit yo mama? 

B. Now I know damn well I said keep it moving, ignored him, did all that and he sends me this.... is this how he says hello? I'm scared if I show him my asshole to say goodbye he might try to make it a Target Slogan

I wanted to write something else today for my blog but I opened this email LITERALLY minutes ago....... I wanna say FML but dude my pop up out of nowhere and try lmao. 

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