Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Letting Go....

Sadly the second you read the title you probably started singing that damn Let it Go song....... UGH!!

Although the song is EVERYWHERE I find it pertaining to my life allot.

"Conceal don't feel don't let it show"

In the last week I feel like my heart has been stomped on more times then I can handle. But I have children so I did my best to hide what I was feeling. I know if they were older they'd be able to tell but lucky me they are young and amazing.

"It's funny how some distance, makes everything seem small
and the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all."

I plan on moving. A few states away. Start over and leave all these memories behind. I can't say I don't want to go but I have to. I will be leaving behind my mom and my sisters who I love dear. I will also be leaving behind a very special someone. Fear is controlling him, keeping him from, coming with me. I don't let fear do that to me if I can help it.

I have a saying. Allot of people that know me know I say this ALL the time.

"I don't let fear rule me. I let it fuel me"

And I mean it. Now we all slip and do dumb things out of fear but when it comes to my family.... I have to do what's best.

"It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!"

I've never lived anywhere but here. I've been on my own for almost a decade and home is where I have always been. I have moved around my town but never out of it. I have to get out and live and explore. And allow my children to live a life of freedom that I never really had as a kid.

I realized that my special someone is in the dark. He is comfortable there while wanting to get out. Once again fear has him there stuck there. I cannot be there with him.

I have been.

I realized I've had my back to the light because I was so busy trying to tug him out of the darkness. No more

"HERE I STAND IN THE LIGHT OF DAY!!!
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway"

Love You Austin. Too much

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Karaoke: Me and my mom (Fancy by Iggy Azalea)

Today is gonna be a simple one.

WE KILLED IT!!!  Oh man we did so good!! WOOOOO go Ma!

Check out this performance of Fancy!! Click here

Friday, October 24, 2014

I need dick??

Apparently I need a dick to make more money.......

*sigh*

I face palmed so many times during this video that I have 2 black eyes, a broken nose and all my fingers are broken (no I didn't stop face palming when it started to hurt.... I couldn't... you'll see)


OR


Either way your day will become a lil more colorful. 

Regardless of what you choose... you grown.... don't blame me lol.  


Comment and let me know which pill you chose, why, and how far ya made it through. 

PS: I'm ALMOST to 2000 views!! SHARE SHARE SHARE PLEASE!! 



Thursday, October 23, 2014

STDS: You are NOT IMMUNE!!

Before I get into this know that I was never interested in this man. He just started off garbage so I waited til the right m9ment to school him. 

I just had this conversation with this lovely gentleman. I don't understand this shit. People are walking around here thinking they are safe. Thinking that it could never happen to them. When he said he doesn't mess with skanks I almost lost my shit. 

Dude..... you don't KNOW ME!!  For all you know I have a disease. For all you know I USED to throw my pink all over town unprotected. How can you judge by how someone looks whether they have a disease or not. 

Look at her. Does she look like she is sick?? No her illness was not a sexually transmitted one but does she LOOK like she has a terminal illness?? Well she does..... she did. Sadly she passed away. 


The ignorance displayed below is ridiculous. Please tell me what you think. 

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Sams Smiths Parents

Yall CANNOT tell me that they don't look JUST alike. Not to mention they are ALL admittedly gay or bisexual so.... it's possible. LMAO

Friday, October 17, 2014

Text me!!

It's so funny how my pet peeves have evolved with life. Before cell phones and texting all we had to project our voices in public was our mouths and 2 hands cupped around it.

One thing I can't stand is when someone decides to call my name over and over and over and over and over and over to get my attention. Then when they get my attention all they say is, "Hey".......... wtf u mean" hey" So you bout busted a blood vessel, knocked over an old lady, and lost your voice to get my attention only to say HEY!! For real!? I can't stand it.


We now have cell phones, and Twitter, and Facebook and so on so usually we don't have to yell cause we don't miss each other anymore. It's more like umm thought you said u couldn't call cause you were out of town..... according to my Facebook update I just got,  yo ass was up the street..... wtf? Lol 



So here is where my pet peeve has evolved.


So I'm on fb and I'm having a brief convo via fb post. All of a sudden it gets real serious so my friend says "hey, text me"...... ummmm y? Couldn't you have just as easily texted that you wanted to continue via celly because u had something to tell me?


Ummmm sir or ma'am you OBVIOUSLY have thumbs just like me so skip yo happy thumbs on over to yo text app and YOU do it. In the time it took me to see that u said that we coulda been texting...crazy folks.


Dont yall be getting mad either u know you've done it lol

Thursday, October 16, 2014

TBT: Zelda and Super Mario Bros. Super Show

When I was a kid this show was the COOLEST!! Every Saturday morning I was up watching this show and jamming. Now it's on Netflix and my kids are watching it and I am NOT jamming.... I am too shame lol.

The best part about the show is they had a mini cartoon. What was the name if that cartoon?
The Legend of ZELDA!!!

First Episode 

We were kids we didn't know they were fuckin up lol. His hair color wasn't right, he was a bitch... it was horrible. My hopes is to one day have a Zelda movie. The closest we got to a Zelda movie was an April Fools prank trying to MAKE us fans believe one was coming...... worst and best prank of my life. 


Am I the only one who thinks Robin Williams' daughter (who is named Zelda... after Zelda cause it was his fav game)  should play Zelda in a movie. I'd bet money Robin had her made to look like her.... it's just too weird lol... and oh so cool. 


Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Slick Dick Pic #3

Yall.... I am at a loss words... I'm bout to go full LESBIAN cause of these men. Dude is hot but I didn't even get the chance to tell him that. If you are on MeetMe then u know that when u add someone as a friend it will send the message "Thanks for the add" Take a look below to see how far I got before his dick was shown.
REALLY!?? 
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AAAAAHHHHH! 

Ladies....tell me I'm not only one. Most would say "well what did but do to make him do that"  that's like asking a girl how she provoked her rapist. I did NOTHING! UGH! 

πŸ‘πŸ‘TUNE IN TOMORROW WHERE I WILL ACTUALLY HAVE GOOD NEWSπŸ‘πŸ‘

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

I'm black???

Some of you know that there are quite a few videos out there that have to do with a Doll Test. They have kids sitting at a table. There is a "black" Doll in front of them and a "white" Doll in front of them. They are asked various questions. They are asked Which Doll is bad, which Doll is good, which Doll is pretty, etc. Almost ALL, if not all of the kids said the white Doll was the better Doll. 

Now I have biracial children. When I saw this Doll Test I wanted to see what my children thought. I wanted to see who was winning in the nature Vs nurture battle. I asked her questions similar to those in the video. 

It wasn't until I played it back that I realized I never once asked her about color. It wasn't til then that I really realized that we are "color blind". In my household we are. 

Part 1

Part 2


My daughter didn't choose because of color. She chose literally by what she saw as in clothing and make up. She said if one Doll had on clothes it'd be just as pretty as the other. I was and am a proud mama. 

There daddy is Caucasian and I am African American but we're only reminded of that when people would look at us funny at first. 

My children have never once asked us why we look different.  Only thing my oldest said was "mama why are you taller then daddy that's weird"  lol. Yes their daddy is a short lil thing but love is love if it's color blind it can be height and weight blind too. That shows a good heart. 

I have asked my kids what color I am. They didn't say black or white... they were literal as they should be. My babies said I am brown and that their daddy is a peach color (I laughed on that one lol). 

Tell me what you think of this experiment. How do u feel society has changed how out children view themselves, us and our relationships.

🍸🍸Special shout out to someone I consider a good friend.  He's 25% Awesome and 75% retarded but he's cool. 🍸🍸

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Monday, October 13, 2014

"Strong Black Woman"

This is upsetting. I don't consider myself a "strong black woman" I'm just living life but what this fool says I disagree with whole heartedly. 


You can find the video at the bottom of the page or (Click here) 

He compared a "strong black woman" to a drunk driver causing an accident. He said that black women that have children from different men and make it alone call themselves strong black women...... he said why would they have that title when making a mistake is what got them the title.

That they could have stopped at one kid but kept going..... WHAT THE FUCK?!? Mistake? Not all women have these children from different men just cause they said fuck it fuck me I don't care about what happens.....

Some of us have different kids from different men because we attempted love more then once and it failed more then once and a beautiful baby was what was taken from it..... are u kidding me lil asshole man?



And the pictures they chose.... I can't believe it. No not all of us step out the door wearing the latest fashion. Hell neighbor does any race step out the door fully covered ALL the time unless their Muslim.

What is this man really trying to say? And what douche pit those pics with the audio?



Friday, October 10, 2014

Slick Dick Pic #2

Ok guys I have an ad on Craigslist. The very FIRST line says this.


If any dude hits me up and says "Aye I wanna stick it in ya azz" I say obviously you can't read..... bye. Now This fool here that I'm about to put on blast followed the rules. He sent me a pic of his face and immediately I was thinking interested for reasons that are unknown (lol) so I politely ignored him. Then today of all days I'm feeling good. I say that I'm going to see who hit me up and see about a date......... just my luck.... the same fugly fool hit me up again with this...... 


A. Why the fuck are you sitting on the bathroom floor? You live wit yo mama? 

B. Now I know damn well I said keep it moving, ignored him, did all that and he sends me this.... is this how he says hello? I'm scared if I show him my asshole to say goodbye he might try to make it a Target Slogan

I wanted to write something else today for my blog but I opened this email LITERALLY minutes ago....... I wanna say FML but dude my pop up out of nowhere and try lmao. 
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Monday, October 6, 2014

Zombie Saviors??

This one was inspired by my youngest who is 5.

So we had just taken her daddy to his interview and her and her sister saw a big Bird.  I said "that's a buzzard, and you know what that means?" They said "what?" I said "that means there's something dead nearby and they are going to eat it"
My youngest pauses for a second and asks the most genius question ever....
I opened my eyes wide with shock, disbelief and amazement at the amount of awesomeness that was radiating from my child.
What IF buzzards ate zombies.... how awesome would that be?? I never even thought of that. They eat dead things..... we have dead things walking around and we are worried about guns!!!?

WHAT EVER!!! 

Think about THIS. If the Buzzards turn then we can bust out the guns but don't panic we've been trained to do this before.... WHEN?? DUCK HUNT BITCH!!! Hell yea we've GOT this!! 

Next time I see a buzzard I'm gonna salute that beast cause who knows, that particular buzzard might save my life one day. 

All the research I've done since she said that and oh one article mentions Buzzards saving the day..... wow..... and my 5 year old thought of it immediately..... see THATS why her dad and I are awesome. We are raising Little Asskickers of our own. (If you don't know the reference..... get outta my blog.... lol


Throwback Thursday Revised

I noticed allot of the throwback Thursday photos are of us. As baby's, as children, our children, etc. Mainly they are very personal. I figured I'd do it a little different still personally but in a different way.

I'm 29 years old and through the years quite a few have died. Whether is was friend, family, or celebrity.

If your a 90s kid we all remember the Steve Harvey Show... BEFORE it was a morning radio show. On that show was a man named Merlin Santana. He played the character romeo.

Merlin was murdered in 2002 and it's something I'd never forget.

A. He was gorgeous all the girls our age loved him

B. That show was something I watched regularly so it was a part of my life.

He should be remembered. So this is my way of remembering.

(March 14, 1976 – November 9, 2002) 

#tbt

Friday, October 3, 2014

Who do you think I am?

Now I have no idea how you guys perceive me. I know most of yall will say I'm. crazy (in a good way), huge personality, nice, whatever. As I said I don't know how u guys perceive me but if ya didn't know I don't take no shit. I'm a mama first but if ya fuck up in front of my kids.... it's ova. Now I'm patient but after about 3 maybe 4 chances I'm Mama Bear AND Rae and it's on.

So I'm leaving my house (Brandy I know yo stalking ass knows where that is). I'm bout to pull out of my yard and a truck is coming. I wait for him to pass and then I pull put behind him. It's 5 o'clock traffic so we aren't moving very fast. I'm behind him and a car next to us hasn't pulled up so that we can get in the lane.

Before we pull out the truck dude opens his door does some kinda hand thing and closes his door. I'm thinking he is talking to that other car so I'm like whatever. Then we get in the lane and I'm directly behind him. He opens his door and does the hand thingy again and yells something not nice that I didn't understand.

I realized then that he was talking to me. Although I had no idea what he was talking about I honked once to say 'hey I see u,  I'm acknowledging you" he opens his door and says "blah blah blah you stupid bitch"........

Now come on yall..... was that necessary? Luckily my kids didn't hear but regardless this man was cussin me out in front of my kids... so I honk a few times cause you know that's a second language we all speak Horn lol. So my horn "said fuck u umm no u didnt"  so he says something else and my horn then says "you fucked with the wrong one don't push your luck bitch" he opened his car door screamed something else and that was it.


Pause

Imma set the stage again.... we are in 5oclock traffic.... at a red light... traffic is not moving and your fucking with the woman that you (I forgot to mention)  cut me off when I switched lanes to get in the same lane. We are stuck together..... and u fucking with me.... guess what Mama Bear Rae did????

I said hold on baby (to my oldest..... she is the one that worries more... my youngest was cool she was prolly like can't em mommy"). It was time to act. I didn't want my girls to see me that way but I felt like he disrespected me as a person when he cussin at me and as a mama doing that in front of my girls and almost hitting us.


So I took off my seat belt and got out my car and walked up to his and politely knocked on his window (which obviously didn't roll down). He locked his door with attitude... Wasn't nobody about to come up in yo car fool....

So what I said next is a blur but I know I wasn't yells g just yet. My voice was raised and I said something like what the hell is your problem. I will ask you to NOT cuss at me in front of my kids. He said (like a dummy) I COULDN'T SEE YOU TURN YOUR FUCKIN LIGHTS ON.......... now remember I said it 5 o'clock. Yes it had been raining and was cloudy but it wasn't dark... by any means.... (he saw me to lock that door didn't he lol)

So ignorance pisses me off especially when it has inconvenienced me..... for NOTHING. I became more Rae then Mama Bear but Mama Bear was still there. I said

WHAT THE FUCK YOU SITTING HERE CUSSIN ME OUT IN FRONT OF MY DAMN KIDS!!  WHAT YOU MEAN YOU CANT SEE ME IT'S DAYLIGHT!!

He said yea ok with these dark fuckin clouds

I said ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? I'm looking dead at yo ass can u see me cause I can see you wit ya dumb ass.

He said he was gonna call the cops and then pretended to dial I said yea tell then how u cut me off while ya at it I'm not done.

(I'm drawing a blank cause I was too through)

I said what I said and slapped the shit out of his window lol and walked back to my car...

When I sit guess who wants to pop out Mortal Kombat style and talk some shit.... I said Uh Uh don't get out your car now boo boo. He shut the door then opened it and went of again. So I stood up to get out and that mofo SWERVED into the other lane and took off..... punk bitch.


Rae 1

Redneck 0.....teeth lol

Weird Dating pics #4

A short one for today.....
Ok this one is strange to me because how you gonna be skinny with a double chin? I'm bigger than him and don't have a double chin. I don't know which is worse, this guy or invisible visible wife beater guy. Lol you tell me.

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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Ummmm? Lalaloopsy Babies Diaper Surprise

Ok let me get this straight..... dolls are shittin gems now? Or as my daughter put it "OMG THEY'RE POPPING RINGS AND WEARING THEM!!" Yea big girl I'm freaked out too. 

I'm sitting in the livingroom with my 2 girls and all of a sudden my youngest yells,  "mama look it's the one I told you about" so I look up and I see this weird mess:



Encase the video doesn't work click here to watch Lalaloopsy Babies Diaper Surprise

I was in shock. I looked at my baby girl and said "Baby.....do you want this" She said NO! I was just showing you this (Uh huh we will see don't want my baby not getting what she liked cause of her sis and I. Usually they stand their ground regardless so we will see) 

Anyway, EW EW EW EW! I wonder what my mom would've done if I pooped an ornament (Bruce Almighty reference) as a baby. Hmmm..... 

Would it have gone something like this..... 



Or more like this......




I'm glad we will never know. This is just strange.


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Boy calm down

Ok fellas you've all had a girl you just met or have been talking to you for a bit come back and say their mama had some sort of opinion about you. Whether it's positive or negative. On the outside you went... 
While on the inside you went.... Look here..... just cause we say "hey yea my mom said u were cute" does not mean she and I sat at the dinner table talking about whether we should have a SpongeBob themed wedding.......that does sound awesome.... but anyway

Ladies..... this has happened more then once to me. One guy thought that cause I mentioned him to my mom I was getting serious..... yet 2 days prior he said he told his mom about me



Did it ever occur to you that my mom is my bestie? And that we do as besties do. Discuss hair, make up, nails, when Austin Mahone will be legal, laws on statutory encase we can't wait and oh don't forget that dude that's so vain he probably thinks this blog is about him. 

All I'm saying is calm down. Talking to our mom's doesn't always equal what it used to. Odds are we just talk about everything and if that everything included you,  be appreciative and cool..... unless your name is carved on her eyelids or something if it is.... 

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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Gay Cholo

If you haven't seen this video you HAVE to watch it is has me cracking up every time. Please subscribe to them they are great and oh so fine.

If the video isn't working click here to watch it on YouTube. 


I'm so fansay



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Slick Dick Pic (MeetMe)

Ever have a dude send u a dick pic out of the blue? Your just minding your own business in church thinking the Lord has sent u a text.... but no....... it's what the Lord made.... but free will is what sent it.
Here is my most recent experience..... around 6 am today.

It was too damn early for this dick lol.

These guys seem to just hand me these crazy stories.


Damn my battery was low! 

Monday, September 29, 2014

Yea he went there......

Here is my latest in this dating world. He and I go back many many years. About 15 years now. He cares for me I care for him but life and his mental state has kept us apart.
Before I show you this pic of our convo I'm going to give u a quick background story.
He liked me, found out his friend liked me too so he stopped talking to me with no explanation. Then he'd come back like nothing ever happened.
Now don't happen to be busy when he called, or asleep, or something or your going to get cursed out and cut real deep cause he uses what he knows against you with no remorse. This has been going on ever since we knew each other. So this last time (he had gotten better in the 5 years we hadn't seen each other) we talkin about dating when he gets back from over seas in a couple months. I say sure.
He tells me he will never leave me again blah blah blah then ok I'm hooked..... 45 minutes later he has this idea that involves him leaving again.
I voiced that I didn't like it and he said trust him. So as the weeks went by I realized I had had it. All the back and forth and disrespect and hurt I was done. So I told him we should try being friends and he went off on me..... I then told him I'm sorry but It's the smart thing to do and he snapped again so the rest of the convo went like you see here...Just when I thought dudes couldn't be weirder 

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Latest jerk in my dating world




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Story Time!!!

I know I'm not the only person in this world that has dated someone totally certifiable. Someone that you can't believe isn't wearing a straight jacket or atleast a Hannibal Lector face thingy.

Well Children gather around. Imma tell you a lil story. It's called Beauty and The Psychopath.

Our story is set in GA on a hot summers day. Beauty is surfing the Web on a website known as Plenty of Crazies. While on this site she spots a handsome fellow and decides to message him. After a couple weeks they decide to meet. They ended up spending HOURS talking and it was wonderful.

Then one late night this handsome fellow invites Beauty over to watch a movie. He let's her know then that he is celibate which is fine for Beauty's brain but not so much for Beauty's Beauty but she decides he's worth it.

So they hang out as his house and watch shows and movies. One day Beauty asks him if he wants to go to Karaoke with her. He says that's not his thing really so she says alright. Then another day she says Hey you want to walk on the island with me? He says no. Another day she says hey I have Adventure Landing tickets that I don't want to expire wanna go. He says he has a friend that works there and can get in for free when he wants he just doesn't..... she said ooook. She says well are we ever going to do anything OUTSIDE of your house. He said yea but everything your asking is couple stuff......

WHAT!!?

A few weeks go and Beauty is on the phone with Handsome Fellow  when he says, Beauty I want you to suck my D. Beauty looks at the phone like it just said the dumbest thing ever and says her famous line,  "um excuse me"

He says yea I want to do that with you.....(like it's a bonding exercise or something)Beauty says ummm I thought you were celibate. He explains that he is but only for safety reasons and that he is still a guy after all. Beauty asks (with a disgusted look) well do you give as well? Handsome Fellow says no...... before Beauty's eyes Handsome Fellow has now been downgraded to Cute Fellow. cause ummmm no.

She's thinking..... I asked u to go to karaoke not grind on my booty, she walks on the island with her mother it's just a nice place to go and talk not hold hands and frolic through the oyster shells. She took her kids to Adventure Landing. Nothing she asked for has to be seen as couple stuff...... but he wants her to suck his dick, cuddle, watch movies all night at his place...... ummmmm dude... really?

So as time went on Cute Fellow started becoming Fugly Fellow. He kept trying to change the way Beauty talked, what she wore, how she said Good Morning or lack there of. Let me explain....

One day Fugly Fellow texted Beauty and said Good Morning. Beauty texted back "Morning." Little did she know that that was going to start a fuckin war. This dumbass texts back "you know you should say Good Morning and not morning because it'll appear hostile" She said wtf? Are you kidding me? What fuckin planet are u from Fugly Fellow? She said look here I'm tired of this shit. I've dealt with all your crap but I REFUSE to fuckin put a Good in front of Morning if I don't want to. Fugly Fellow then says "your an intelligent woman and I don't understand how you can speak so incorrectly. I taught speech and blah blah blah bullshit"  She said loudly and clearly "I AM NOT YOUR FUCKIN STUDENT!!" By then she had had it. She had had it with his celibacy, want dick sucking, non giving, big headed, never going anywhere but places with his mom, work, and taco bell, controlling ass. She was done. She hung up on him and went about her life never to hear from Bitch Fellow again.

The End

I hope you enjoyed this wholesome and educational story kids. Now what did we learn?

"Never trust a big headed motha fucka who smiles like a Barbie and never blinks"

That's right kids :)

Until next time.... Bye Bye




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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Weird Dating Site Pics #3

I'd you don't get yo grown ass up out dem bubbles..... wtf!? Did he just fill the tub with water and dish soap and decide this HAS to be the pic the chicks will love?

Dude it is NOT sexy...... at all. I can't believe this mess.

Monday, September 22, 2014

Weird Dating Site Pics #2

Fur real? Dude..... fur real? There is no damn way it is that cold ANYWHERE!! I had to stop and look through his pics while I was on POF.com I tell you there are some characters. This mofo is obviously Scooby Doo.... ew



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Weird Dating Site Pics #1

Dude if you run across this blog I am not sorry because you shoulda known better.  "I like that wife beater u got on.."that is exactly what I commented when I saw this man's picture. I don't know WHAT he thought but dude.... no. Yea he has a nice body and all but did you think we wouldn't notice that yo abs are 5 shades lighter then the flash on your camera..... NEXT!! 



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Weirdness on dating sites

I am a single mom and I'm out here looking to see if there might be someone for me. I run across ALLOT of odd and just plain creepy looking people. Some thing they are bringing sexy back when they should just left it in the attic where it belongs. I am going to start sharing these pics with you of them and of some funny messages I've received. If you would like to submit some photos feel free to email me at DaBomDotCom85@gmail.com you will of course remain anonymous. Check back to see the latest picture or message of these poor suckers :)


Saturday, July 12, 2014

Review: Deliver Us from Evil



Watch my review on the movie Deliver us from Evil. There is a fuckton of cussin,  it's me so what do you expect. 

Enjoy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD__FQ10cWo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Real or Fake: Dads Reaction to finding of missing son.

We've all heard about this story. 12 year old boy goes missing. ALL the dogs are called in. Dad is on TV and in the middle of doing an interview is told that his son was found alive in his basement with more food then I have in my whole house (exaggeration).

People are wondering if his dad was full of it, how the hell was he not found when they searched the basement FOUR times, and if an adult was helping him hide out.


I saw the dad's reaction and it's hard to read for many reasons. One never knows how a person will feel in a moment like that. How many times have you watched a live court hearing and they say LIFE!!! "Janice had absolutely no reaction, she apparently has no remorse....." 

What the fuck!? Who the fuck made you the king of reactions?? If they break down its dramatic, if they are in shock they are evil.....SERIOUSLY!!? With yo negative ass?? Hush!!

I have no right to judge this man. I don't know him at all. I have absolutely nothing to say about his reaction. What I do wanna know is where that boy got all that food....hell.....I hungry too.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQTR6_FTyI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Gta V SCREWED ME!!!! (SPOILER)

Yes I'm a girl and yes I'm a gamer. I beat GTA V quite easily and enjoyably. I love the online play in its entirety even the mean as bitch that tried to set me on fire just cause I was standing idle for a second......I got her ass SHOTGUN (literally). I have only ONE issue with the game in comparison to the other GTA games. I was BROKE as hell the entire damn game up until AFTER the damn credits rolled....what kinda shit is that!? I had to run over a bitch just to afford a haircut!! Who gives a damn bout spending money AFTER you beat it. The thrill is gone motha fucka. Wtf was that all about!? If you have your own issues with GTA V let me know cause that's some garbage. 

Dating vs A relationship

Good morning world. I have no idea why I'm not asleep so I figure I will bug the hell out of you. Now, allot of people debate over this whole dating vs relationship thing. Mostly men say it's the same thing and women say no its different. From what I can see dating has changed ALLOT over the years. It used to be easy. You'd go to dinner, see his toupee and never call again and he'd catch the hint. Now motha fuckas peeping in yo windows to make sure you alive so they can kill you for not calling back.

The whole point of dating is to get to know someone and see where it goes. Where my confusion comes in is do you date one person or multiple people?  If your dating multiple people how are you really giving your full attention to either of them? If you DO decide to date just one isn't that damn near a relationship?

You only go out with him, you on talk to him, if he finds out you did go on another date he's gone. So wth!?

What are your thoughts on the whole thing? Are they the same or different?

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Car Sex

How old is too old to fuck in a car? I'm 29 years old and I feel like I'm too damn old to fornicate in a car. When I was a teenager HELL YEA!!! I didn't have a place of my own which meant no bed so the car then turned into a Freak Nest. But now it's like fuck that. I've got my own house, my own bed that's comfy as hell so I REFUSE to be entered in the back of a damn....hold up.....He say he has a convertible.....ummmm....I guess I'm not THAT old..... ;D